the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
