You're completely useless in the revolution.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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