I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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