Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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