you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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