Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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