Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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