Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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