If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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