i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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