what day is it and did you see me today?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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