I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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