You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Randomize
