walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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