it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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