I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Sorry my hands just texted you
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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