I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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