If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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