do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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