Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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