It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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