Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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