New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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