Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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