Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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