glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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