But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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