All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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