I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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