just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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