i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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