Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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