she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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