I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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