Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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