Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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