Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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