He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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