why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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