Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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