Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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