I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You can't motorboat a personality
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
