Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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