So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
