NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.