If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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