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• (586): View more from Michigan

  if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.

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  Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.

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• (949): View more from California

  I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding

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  And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand

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