Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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