just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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