I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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