Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
