Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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