hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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