on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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