He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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