is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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