I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
what day is it and did you see me today?
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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